This guy has perfected the artifice of sincerity to a level not seen since Abraham-of-urr-of-the-Chaldees convinced a gaggle of Habiru tribesmen, ay back in 1950..bce, that is, that there was a god named Yahwey floating around in the sky, and that this Yahwey-god was speaking to folks through his appointed/annointed spokeman, Abraham, and further, if they didn’t do exactly what not-so-honest Abe told them to do, why they would probably burn forever in flaming excrement.

Abe-Imitator Obama’s speechifyin’ leaves the mostly young American voter feeling that he (Obama) is not corrupt, indeed that he abhors corruption in all it’s forms. Good lord, he even dances clumsily. Like a well-rehearsed bluesman, carrrying his audience with throught his heartfelt torment..he always ends the tune/ pitch with a dominant 7th chord flourish…gets’ ‘em every time.

Recently, Geraldine Farraro, former female tossed-  under-the-bus VP had the temerity to suggest that Americans are intent on showing that they are not prejudiced by their lemming-like glassy-eyed fawning over this new and  dusky creation, Obama-the-nice.

A manufactured media outrage followed from every corporate stooge; every black bible-thumping, conked-up, eye-rolling, step-and-fetchit, comic relief, carnival barker “reverend”; evey Birkinstock-wearing politically correct demo-zombie, and finally a shreiking, insincere diatribe from the sports announcer-turned-humorist, MSNBC’s own Keith Oberman. His hot air was so intense, so pompous that this writer was afraid he would work himself into a case of ‘the vapors”. He left no doubt that he was the most offended MSNBC hireling of them all.

But, to digress…Oberman is always ragging on FOX ’s talking stooge, Bill O’Liely..er…O’Reilly. Well, sure, Bill lied about getting a Pulitzer prize for literature; sure, he lied about being in combat (he’d never even served in the military); and the there was that business of making unwanted phone calls to female coworkers, with sexual ennuendos (pretty creepy, actually). This writer believes that all this is a cry for O’Liely…er, O’ Reilly for help.

My guess is that something must have happened back in his alter boy days…probably went like this; “Say, Billy, you’ve become a strapping lad…I’d sure like to get you in the rectory” Gee, whiz, Father Tim”.”How’d you like to be Father Tim’s double-secret alter boy, Billy?” “Secret, Father Tim?” Yeah, Billy, like the secrets you don’t tell Mom and Dad…or the D.A. “Gee, golly Father Tim”

You get the picture. I think Oberman should stop Bugging O’Reilly. The guys’ obviously been buggered.er, bugged…enough.

Oh, boy…spinning the dial desperately hoping to find some useful news and voila!.. Chris Mathews, right-wing bootlicker pundit for Rupert murdoch and his capo, Roger (The Evil) Ailes. How a guy like this gets taken seriously, even by the drooling boob-wazee is a mystery to this Basco Americano. But then, I’ve known (and been resigned to)where the wisdom of the American can take us ever since Lyndon Johnson, a shill for the Brown & Root Oil Drilling Co. flew back to Washington from his lair in Texas with the carcass of the whoremongering drug-addicted (but stylish) Jack Kennedy, the much-vaunted hero of PT-109 (Lt. Kennedy was asleep at the wheel when a Jap destroyer deep-sixed his boat along with some of the crew). Kennedy was also the guy who first introduced large forces (the 25th Infantry Division) into the colonial effort to  do what the French hadn’t been able to do, set up a Catholic puppet state in the center a couple of million Bhuddists who didn’t know understand the advantage of having a colonial jackboot on their necks. Gosh, even after decades of murder, torture and enslavement of Vietnamese peasants that they might be more effective workers in Msr Michelin’s plantations, you’d think they’d learn how to be more agreeable. Ayee caramba! With the help of the best-and-brightest Msr. McNamara, who later wrote an in-depth mea culpa for his complicity in the genocide, President Johnson would continue the carefully thought-out plan.

Now, stooges like Matthews are slobbering all over John McCain a naval officer, son of an admiral, fast-tracked into a free education at the naval academy at Annapolis. The younger McCain spent 5 years in a Vietnamese prison getting the hell beat out of him pretty regularly. Unlike the 58,000 working-class boys who didn’t come home alive or at all, McCain came back with 5 years of back pay, a promotion and assigned hero status. I doubt if the people of Vietnam, whose children, mothers and livestock were incinerated by John McCains’ napalm bombs would think of him as a hero. Chris Matthews does though. Maybe Chris’s vision is clouded, his nose being planted so firmly you-know-where. Now I understand where Roger Ailes gets that gleam in his eye.

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